Funny Group

Alex and Robert were best mates. On a holiday they went walking into a forest, rejoicing the beauty of nature. Suddenly they saw a bear coming to them. They became frightened. Alex, who knew all about climbing trees, ran up to a tree and climbed up swiftly. He didn’t think of Robert. Robert had no idea how to climb the tree.Robert thought for a second. He’d heard animals don’t prefer dead bodies from his grandmom stories, so he fell to the ground and held his breath. The bear sniffed him and thought he was dead. So, it went on its way. Once Bear Left.  Alex came down and asked Robert" What did the bear whisper into your ears?" Robert replied ,"The bear  asked me to make distance from mates like you "... and left for him home. Moral: A mate in Need is a mate indeed.

Once , there was the old  man in the Pano Lefkara Village . He was living alone  ,after Demise of his Old wife . He always used to engage himself in work . One day , at the farm  he was planting some fruit bearing trees. Suddently one drunk Young man came and said " Why are you Planting Those trees?" The old man replied , Plant gives Oxygen and Fruits for us.   Again Drunk Man Said,"You are so old now ,you may not live to eat those fruit, then why are you planting & wasting your time. The old man gave sweet smile & said ," Oh young man , you are drunk ,you don't know tomorrow . May be i do not live to eat any of these fruits , but many others children will pass from my farm, They will enjoy having these fruits . This way they will remember me & i will leave my presence , sweet love mark even after i Demise. But what do you do? You get drunk everday & shout  the people, hit the dogs, cats ,your kids , wife.How will your family , people will ...

Once Upon time , there lived a two best Friends, Mr. Hare & Mr. Mouse. They were very friendly & close with eachother. One day Mr. Hare had a fight with Mr. Mouse & Left the accomodation.  After several hours walk he found elegant paddy with lots of green vegetables , carrots. He decided to stay there for many days. He forgot Mr. Mouse .  While Hare was outside ,Mr. Mouse started to get worried about Hare. He started to miss him Insanely. Poor fellow ,Mr. Mouse went to search him everywhere But he couldn't find him . One day ,he made pamplets & gave to his neighbours villages ,everywhwere .  That fine night one big Cat came near to the hole of Rat & lied saying ,he saw Hare near to neighbour play Ground. Mr. Mouse Became very happy & came out . Then Cat Killed Mr. Rat & had it as Dinner. After some days , Mr. Hare also started to miss his Friend Mr. Mouse .Finally, He came back . He searched everywhere but didn't find Mr. Mouse. The missing t...

Two friends were walking through the Nissi Beach  in Ayia Napa . During some point of the journey they had big fight, and one of friend slapped the other one in the face. The another who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand; "Today  we had a fight , My best mate Slapped Me in the Face for small discussion." They kept on walking until they found an right place to take sun bath . The first one was taking sun bath putting some sun block cream, where as second one decided to take a sea bath  & went into the sea for Swimming .Suddenly , the weather changed The one who had been slapped got stuck in the wave of tides  and started drowning, then the friend who hit him before  saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone; Today my best friend saved My life." The friend who had slapped & saved his friend asked him; After i Hurt you , You didn't hit me but you wrote  in the sand , and now you w...

Once upon a time , there were four close friends  who attended friend Wedding party & didn't study for the exam ,scheduled for the next day. In the morning they made a plan . They made themselves look dirty with dirt &  Grease in their clothes, face and tiresome Look. Then they went to the Dean & said  they had gone out to a wedding last night &  on their back home groom car got accident  & leg got fracture. So, whole night they were in hospital taking care of Groom .On the way returning from hospital , again  their car burst & they had to push the car all the way back home .So, they were in no condition to attend Exam. The Dean thought for a minute after listening whole stories & said they can have re- exam after 3 days. They thanked him & gave smiley wink to each other. On the Third day , they appeared before the Dean for the Exam. The Dean said that as this was exam not a test , So, they have to sit in se...

In the Kingdom of Kashi ( Present Vanarasi) , Buddha  was in deep meditation to achieve enlightment of Life , Everyday lots of people used to visit him , to listen his wise saying. One day a man came to him complaining about the problems of everyday life. So, Gautam Buddha crack one small jokes with him . The man started to roared in Laughter. Next day , again he  came Buddha cracked same joke , he smiled . Again next day , he came to Buddha , Buddha cracked same jokes, man got irritated and left shouting . When he was good mood , next time he returned back to apologize , Buddha gave small smile and said, " See, you cannot laugh in same joke again and again , so why  are you complaining ,crying for same problems again & again from last 4 days. Man understood  his mistakes & became follower of Buddha. Moral : Worrying will not sort out problems , it will bring more tensions, headache . So, stop to worry things ...for what we are worrying ? Did we bring an...

Sultan Mehmed II  was a brave king , he captured costantinopole and conquered the territories  in Anatonia ; the Balkans that compromised the Ottoman's empire's heartland for the next four centuries. He was known as a" Conqueror". During his Beginning Stage , he had fight against a lager Number of Armies , he got defeated. He had to run for his life. He took shelter in a forest cave with his troops. He was much depressed & was about to give up.  Sultan was gazing blankly at the stone celing of the cave. An interesting scenerio of Poor spider captured his attention. A poor spider was trying to weave a web across the cave celieng .  As the spider crawled up , a thread of the web broke and spider fell down.But the poor spider didn't give up. He climbed several times and completed the web. Sultan began to think ," if a small spider can face failure so , bravely & didn't give up , then why should i give up? I will attempt with all might till i conque...

Once there was a chap who was very fond of Peanuts . without peanuts he never used to go school. So, his mother used to give some pieces of peanuts everyday. Oneday , same like everyday ,mom gave him some pieces of peanuts , still he asked mom to give him some more nuts. His mom  replied ," Too many peanuts is not good for you my son, if you eat too much peanut everyday you will get stomach pain ." One day the chap came home early , he didn't see his mom in kitch so, he went into the kitchen took the peanut jar . He ate and ate peanuts  until the jar got empty. The next day he got vomiting , stomach pain , loose motions and  got admitted in hospital. He had to take injection and medicine for 4,5 days.  Then , he now bitterly regretted for not listening to his mom. Moral : Elders, Our parents are our well wishers .So, better to listen them , obey them. www.artcelestial.com

Once upon a time , on the outskirt of  a huge dense Folio Oak  forest (Elis)  there lived a poor woodcutter with his son. They were poor but very happy. The wood cutter always used to make pea soup and bread  ,but son never used to complain and applaud his father for such a tasty food. The son said ," Father ,tomorrow we are getting our result , George thinks i will be first & he smiled. The father became sad and said his son to go for sleep. George was Alex's best friend and they loved eachother and today George was much happier than usual. Hey Alex, come on , uncle constanino will be so, much happy to hear that you topped the class.  Alex smiled ,hahaha and  said yup , i know and dad is going to be much happier.  George asked  then the reason slacking for? Look at the stone , not everyday you find such a perfectly round stone.Check it out !! Hahaha ...first one to the hut wins! That's not fair! Well, comeon ,slow coach, George replie...

Once a crow stole a  raisin cake  from a bakery . He wanted to eat it . So, it flew away to a tree nearby  to his nest.  He was about to eat it. Then a hungry fox  passing by saw it. He decided to have those  Raisin Cake. He went near to tree . He said ," oh Dear Crow , How elegant you are !! your feathers are really Shiny and your voice so melodious . Please , can you sing a song for me . The foolish crow , didn't realize being himself fool. He just opened its mouth to sing. The Raisin cake fell down . The clever fox picked it up and  ran away with it. Moral: If someone say's good thing about you Suddenly , try to find a reason behind it. Don't get fool blindly. www.artcelestial.com

Once upon a time, there was a homeless Poor man & he was trying to gather food. He keeps noticing every day his food would disappear. One day he caught the mouse that kept stealing his food. He went next to the mouse and asked," Why are you stealing my food?  The poor man said, "I am a homeless man if you want you can steal from rich people and they won't even notice it!" Then Mouse replied," But it's my destiny to steal from thee." The man asked, "why?" The mouse replied," In your destiny, you can only have eight items in your possession, no matter how much you gather, that's all you will have." That really broke his heart, he asked, why this kind of destiny, I own? Then, the mouse told to ask with Buddha, Maybe he will know. So, the homeless man begins his journey to find Buddha. He travels the whole day and at night he finds himself in a wealthy family's estate. Tired and sleepy, he decides to spend the night th...

I had a special crush for him from long duration. Yea, most of the time i used to dream his as my husband. A guy to grow old together, a father of my future kids. That's much expectation was also not good for me.  Every day he was being sweetest drug for me ,to never give up.I learnt after many thoughts that i was in luv with him insanely . Even his angriness i was in love. May be he was not much handsome but for me he was everything a world , gammy awards for me. One day my mates told me , one side love is not good, i need to know his thought too. I felt that's the right way. Though , from the beginning  , he knew i was in love with him insanely. One day i got gut to purpose him , he rejected me.  Seeing me sad , my mates thought , i am going  to do alcohol, drinks or ruin my life or go thru depression. To their surprise , i was not depressed.  Though i was hurt but , i didn't show my sadness . One of my mate came  and asked me ,how was it that i am not ...

During Akbar Regime , Birbal was famous for his witty wise ideas ,thoughts & justices. The King of Iran had heard the Birbal stories as a  wisest men in the Eastern Asia & wanted to meet him. So, a invitation was sent to Birbal to visit his country. Shortly after Invitation , Birbal Arrived in Iran. When he entered the palace , he was confuse to find not one but six kings seated there. All looked alike a brothers. All were dressed in  majestic robes . Who was the real  King ?  The very short moment he got his answer. Confidently , he approached the king & bowed to him. The king got puzzled and asked , how did you identify me?  Birbal smiled & explained :" the False king were all looking at you ,while you yourself looked straight ahead with confidence . Even in kingly robes ,the common people will always look to their king for support . Being overjoyed ,King embraced  Birbal & showered him with gold, diamond and many other gifts. Moral...

It was a summer big fiesta in the jungle. Everyone was invited except two fighting crows and a clever fox.. Hearing this stuffs from a bunny , two crows became sad and promised to become friend & not to fight again .  While flying on the way ,One of the crow saw a big  raisins cake and missed. The other one jumped up and picked it. The first crow said, “Give me the cake. It is I who saw it first.” The other crow said “Keep away from it. It is I who picked it up.” They were quarrelling and quarrelling . But there was no solution. Just then, a clever  univited fox passed by. He thought “What a foolish crows they must be! Let me make use of this chance & eat those tasty raisins  cake.”He came to the crows and said in a loud voice. “Don’t fight. Let me share the cake with you both”. The cake was handed over to the clever fox.The  fox split the cake into two portion. He shook his head and said, “Oho! One is bigger. One is smaller”. He had a small loaf of t...

Once there was a rich Self made Merchant.  Everyday ,He was always busy to double , trible his money . One day ,during his parents birthday , he went to buy gifts for them . He ordered some sweets ,flowersto be wired to his parents coz they were living 300 miles away.  As he got out of shop , he saw young girl sitting  on the pedestrian chair  sobbing. He asked her what was wrong & if she needs any help. She Replied ," I wanted to buy a red rose for my parents . But i have seventy cents, & a rose costs two dollars. The man smiled & said " come  with me , i will buy you a red rose." He took her inside the same flower shops. He bought the little girl a rose & some sweets. As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home . She  said ," yes please!!". On the way to her home , she directed him to a cemetery ,where she placed the rose  on a freshly dug grave. Once he left girl back home ,He thanked to her . He returned to the flower shop ...

When i was small , i always used to see my father as Hercules ,Superman. The time i used to hold his hand ,I used to see him as Hercules .Many time he saved me falling from heights like a Superman & My mom as  a Superwoman.With time , i grew up & turned in to sweet 15 . My old talented friends started to be my boring friends , new school , new parties girls started to be in my friends list. All the guidance of my granny used to make me feel boring,Irritating. When i turned 16 ,  i started to see myself as a perfecto lass. I used to feel i know better than anyone else . But once again i fall down. I  failed  in Math Test . Yup!! felt as  if my father is going to shout me , so i did a better escape ,by hiding my test result. Later , he learnt from his mate ,our math teacher that i failed in math test ,which i was unware.That day father  came home ,he played game with us ( 3 kids) .  He started to be friendly & supportive towards me , After a ...