Funny Group

Alex and Robert were best mates. On a holiday they went walking into a forest, rejoicing the beauty of nature. Suddenly they saw a bear coming to them. They became frightened. Alex, who knew all about climbing trees, ran up to a tree and climbed up swiftly. He didn’t think of Robert. Robert had no idea how to climb the tree.Robert thought for a second. He’d heard animals don’t prefer dead bodies from his grandmom stories, so he fell to the ground and held his breath. The bear sniffed him and thought he was dead. So, it went on its way. Once Bear Left.  Alex came down and asked Robert" What did the bear whisper into your ears?" Robert replied ,"The bear  asked me to make distance from mates like you "... and left for him home. Moral: A mate in Need is a mate indeed.

Once , there was the old  man in the Pano Lefkara Village . He was living alone  ,after Demise of his Old wife . He always used to engage himself in work . One day , at the farm  he was planting some fruit bearing trees. Suddently one drunk Young man came and said " Why are you Planting Those trees?" The old man replied , Plant gives Oxygen and Fruits for us.   Again Drunk Man Said,"You are so old now ,you may not live to eat those fruit, then why are you planting & wasting your time. The old man gave sweet smile & said ," Oh young man , you are drunk ,you don't know tomorrow . May be i do not live to eat any of these fruits , but many others children will pass from my farm, They will enjoy having these fruits . This way they will remember me & i will leave my presence , sweet love mark even after i Demise. But what do you do? You get drunk everday & shout  the people, hit the dogs, cats ,your kids , wife.How will your family , people will ...

Once Upon time , there lived a two best Friends, Mr. Hare & Mr. Mouse. They were very friendly & close with eachother. One day Mr. Hare had a fight with Mr. Mouse & Left the accomodation.  After several hours walk he found elegant paddy with lots of green vegetables , carrots. He decided to stay there for many days. He forgot Mr. Mouse .  While Hare was outside ,Mr. Mouse started to get worried about Hare. He started to miss him Insanely. Poor fellow ,Mr. Mouse went to search him everywhere But he couldn't find him . One day ,he made pamplets & gave to his neighbours villages ,everywhwere .  That fine night one big Cat came near to the hole of Rat & lied saying ,he saw Hare near to neighbour play Ground. Mr. Mouse Became very happy & came out . Then Cat Killed Mr. Rat & had it as Dinner. After some days , Mr. Hare also started to miss his Friend Mr. Mouse .Finally, He came back . He searched everywhere but didn't find Mr. Mouse. The missing t...

Two friends were walking through the Nissi Beach  in Ayia Napa . During some point of the journey they had big fight, and one of friend slapped the other one in the face. The another who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand; "Today  we had a fight , My best mate Slapped Me in the Face for small discussion." They kept on walking until they found an right place to take sun bath . The first one was taking sun bath putting some sun block cream, where as second one decided to take a sea bath  & went into the sea for Swimming .Suddenly , the weather changed The one who had been slapped got stuck in the wave of tides  and started drowning, then the friend who hit him before  saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone; Today my best friend saved My life." The friend who had slapped & saved his friend asked him; After i Hurt you , You didn't hit me but you wrote  in the sand , and now you w...

Once upon a time , there were four close friends  who attended friend Wedding party & didn't study for the exam ,scheduled for the next day. In the morning they made a plan . They made themselves look dirty with dirt &  Grease in their clothes, face and tiresome Look. Then they went to the Dean & said  they had gone out to a wedding last night &  on their back home groom car got accident  & leg got fracture. So, whole night they were in hospital taking care of Groom .On the way returning from hospital , again  their car burst & they had to push the car all the way back home .So, they were in no condition to attend Exam. The Dean thought for a minute after listening whole stories & said they can have re- exam after 3 days. They thanked him & gave smiley wink to each other. On the Third day , they appeared before the Dean for the Exam. The Dean said that as this was exam not a test , So, they have to sit in se...

In the Kingdom of Kashi ( Present Vanarasi) , Buddha  was in deep meditation to achieve enlightment of Life , Everyday lots of people used to visit him , to listen his wise saying. One day a man came to him complaining about the problems of everyday life. So, Gautam Buddha crack one small jokes with him . The man started to roared in Laughter. Next day , again he  came Buddha cracked same joke , he smiled . Again next day , he came to Buddha , Buddha cracked same jokes, man got irritated and left shouting . When he was good mood , next time he returned back to apologize , Buddha gave small smile and said, " See, you cannot laugh in same joke again and again , so why  are you complaining ,crying for same problems again & again from last 4 days. Man understood  his mistakes & became follower of Buddha. Moral : Worrying will not sort out problems , it will bring more tensions, headache . So, stop to worry things ...for what we are worrying ? Did we bring an...